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In Paradise

But first, they had to accommodate the guys in their new dwellings. They took the plastic magnetic keys, and went towards the rooms. The rooms were nice and clean, with a balcony looking over the swimming pool in the yard surrounded by many palms. It was a very scenic place and even the most reserved guys couldn't keep their delight.
            "Wow! What a beautiful place," said Samvel, "looks like we're in paradise!"
            "Feels like we're in paradise, too," said Ashot.
            "Ok, come down to the Earth, guys. We have some vital problems here to decide. You have to decide who will go to stay in the other room with three guys in it already, and we have to decide where we should go to find a place to stay. Don't you forget about that!" said Harut.
            "Yeah, right, let's cast lots," suggested Gurgen.
            "Fuck the lots man, I ain't going anywhere else anyway," rebelled Ashot.
            "Me neither," said Samvel.
            "And of course, not me," summarized the events Hakob.
            "Does anyone think I come from a poor agricultural country?" Arman was outraged, "why do you think I'm going to live there?"
            "Well, buddy, it's not that4 you're from an agricultural country or shit like that. You just need to improve your English, right? The best way to do so is to live with guys that do not understand Armenian. You will have to speak English with them all the time, right? In so doing you will raise your English to a higher height. Do you understand what I'm saying?" said Hakob.
              "Don't screw my brain," Arman got furious, and after some speculation almost screamed,  "screw you guys!"         

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